I was at Costco once, and when the guy was checking my membership card, I said, “Hey, how’s it going?” His reply? “A.D.I.P.” I’m like, huh???? Another day in paradise! I loved it!!
So here I am: another day in paradise! Grades were posted in my class, and I got a B+. If I could make a capital letter a capital, this “B” would be a foot tall. I don’t get Bs. My whole ENTIRE day was ruined. Seriously.
But it got better. I checked my calendar and our corporate tax filing is due next week. Terrific. I have nothing else to do anyway!!!
And better … my boss texted me, livid, because our work e-mail was down. Again. Never mind that he is out of the state, and I cannot try to fix it for him. Never mind that support calls to our e-mail provider mean I’m gonna be on hold for an hour. Never mind when I finally got to speak to someone that their solution was for me to tell the hotel where my boss was staying to reset their router and unblock the firewall …
And better still … my bathtub ran over (while I was trying to uninstall and reinstall Adobe on my computer), with water pouring out of the ceiling downstairs!!!!
But, hey!! The night (I mean morning) is young!!! And I’ve still got 15 days left to finish my Capstone. Good grief!!!!